In flop we trust.
Some people collect cards. We established a deeply unnecessary fish institution. Please respect the lack of progress.
MAGIKARPCOINOFFICIALLY UNOFFICIALTrade on Uniswap ↗MAG ON BASE THE CHURCH OF THE FLOP
All hail the flop.
We put a fish on a pedestal. Then we gave the pedestal a monetary policy. One real Magikarp card, a billion original MAG tokens, and an entirely unreasonable amount of devotion.
MAG represents shared ownership of this card under the project terms.
The initial pool contained 30.444183 USDC. Even small trades can move the price substantially. Check your quote on Uniswap.
EXTREMELYActual founder-supplied card photograph.
Background removed for display. Not a grading certificate.
THE ONLY RITUAL WE COULD AFFORD
A prayer for our glorious, deeply unqualified fish. No wallet. No offering. Just an absolutely pointless button.
SACRED SPLASH TERMINAL / v0.0.fish

The fish awaits your questionable life choices.
0Your prayers in this tab
0Miracles performed. Obviously.
This button moves a picture. It does not move money or issue MAG.
Some people collect cards. We established a deeply unnecessary fish institution. Please respect the lack of progress.
Gyarados has ambition. Disgusting. We prefer our fish confused, horizontal, and wildly over-celebrated.
Our spiritual roadmap: stare at card. Press Splash. Stare at card again. The congregation is thriving emotionally.
01 / THE OBJECT OF OUR AFFECTION
One Japanese common card. Zero qualifications for godhood. We promoted him anyway. This specific card is the whole physical asset.
The founder already owns and keeps the card. The photographs identify the intended asset; authenticity, condition and continued custody have not been independently certified.

One card. Also our logo.
Download the MAG coin icon ↗The actual card photograph, with the background removed.

03 / TRUST THE RECEIPTS
Use the full contract address. A token name or ticker can be copied by anyone. These are the project's Base addresses.
0x01FaD7154f98B4a6640bFB53B0fcb2B3BE462f43 ↗0x5Cc0Fe17975dBf7906A30E91925A506DfbA67eDD ↗Launched 15 September 2026, 05:28:53 UTC. Initial ratio: 0.000000030444183 USDC per MAG. This is a historical starting ratio, not a live quote.
The fish jokes are optional. These are the ownership, redemption and liquidity arrangements. Open a topic for the full details.
MAG is intended to represent fractional ownership of this identified physical card under the adopted project terms. There is no sale-date holder snapshot or individual card-delivery right. It does not grant Pokémon intellectual-property rights. A token balance alone cannot enforce physical custody, sale, delivery or conversion of the proceeds.
Sale procedures are scheduled to begin on 15 March 2027, 05:28:53 UTC, six calendar months after the first official pool funding. This is the start of sale procedures, not a guaranteed sale or an end to the community. After a completed sale and final USDC funding, holders may burn MAG to claim their portion of the net proceeds. The person claiming pays their network fee.
The founder stores and safeguards the card rather than depositing it with an independent custodian, and must disclose loss, damage or custody concerns. Legal title and continuing custody have not been independently verified. Card handling and sale remain obligations performed outside the blockchain. The community can continue after the card is sold; at that point, MAG relates to the funded sale proceeds rather than continued ownership of the sold card.
Only the actual card-sale proceeds, after permitted documented costs, converted to native USDC on Base. A reference price, an uncollected bid or MAG's market capitalization does not set the redemption value.
The sale method and offered price must be disclosed before acceptance, followed by evidence of payment and delivery. Related-party sales require separately agreed conflict rules. The buyer pays shipping separately. Necessary, directly attributable, documented selling, uncovered packaging, conversion and eligible funding costs may be deducted. Shipping cannot be charged twice. Founder profit markups, unrelated operating costs and LP funding or recovery are not deductible from the card proceeds.
Expected net proceeds are checked before committing to a sale. If the actual net amount is zero or negative, the records and situation must be disclosed: the current contract cannot finalize zero funding, and these terms do not impose a founder subsidy. The next handling would need to be determined separately.
Only costs already incurred and known when the final amount is set can be deducted as actual costs. The final funding transaction's gas and later costs cannot retrospectively reduce the fixed claim rate; their treatment must be agreed and disclosed before final funding.
After the Safe proposes the settlement amount and evidence, at least 24 hours must pass before one final funding. This waiting period is not a holder vote. Once funded, the USDC claim rate is fixed against the original one-billion-MAG supply. The holder burns the MAG they redeem; the denominator does not shrink when someone else claims.
Your USDC claim = funded net USDC × MAG burned ÷ 1,000,000,000, rounded down to USDC's smallest unit. Very small entitlements may cost more to claim than they pay. A claim rounded to zero is rejected without burning MAG.
There is no claim deadline and no administrator function to sweep remaining settlement funds. Rounding dust stays in the contract. Sending extra USDC directly to the contract does not increase the fixed claim rate. MAG remains transferable after settlement funding; neither trading nor liquidity is guaranteed to continue.
The founder funded the initial pool with all one billion MAG and 30.444183 USDC. There were no special developer, reserve or other allocations outside the pool. The founder nevertheless has an economic interest: their LP assets, trading-fee income and gains or losses belong to them. Card-sale proceeds are kept separate for MAG redemption.
The founder's LP is held in the Safe shown below. Both signing wallets belong to the founder on separate devices. Two signatures are required; this is not third-party oversight. Apart from Uniswap's minimum permanently locked liquidity, the LP is not technically time-locked.
The operating commitment is no personal recovery during normal operation. Migration or closure generally requires at least seven days' public notice of the purpose, quantity and destination. Recovered migration assets go into the replacement pool. Additional LP withdrawal for card-sale settlement has not been approved; six months passing does not create that permission.
The issuance and initial pool transaction were checked against their prepared parameters. Source publication through Sourcify allows the contract's source and deployed bytecode to be compared. That comparison is not an independent security audit, a card authentication or a guarantee of the founder's future actions.
The card is inexpensive and may produce little or no distributable proceeds after costs. MAG's trading price may differ greatly from its share of the card's sale proceeds. There is no guaranteed return, minimum sale price or buyer.
Read the adopted ownership record (JSON). This frozen record contains the conditions and the state at adoption. Subsequent issuance, pool creation and dates are recorded separately in the launch record.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POINTLESS DEVOTION
No thoughts.
Only Splash.